In Spain at the end of 2025 there are many people whose dream is to enter the house of Big Brother. In the previous sentence there is no opinion, no hint of moral superiority nor a milligram of sarcasm. It is pure and simple information, as we were able to see last night, when Jorge Javier Vázquez – we will talk about him later, he deserves at least a paragraph – inaugurated the house, which this year, with the program celebrating its 20th edition, is bigger than ever, with another location – “Thank you, Tres Cantos” – and a sort of festival, an amusement park where Nagore Robles was accompanied by characters like Payasin – hello Carmen Borrego – and other human beings. beings of interest.
In Big Brother You are welcome to demonstrate in your presentation videos that you use verbs such as flow, live and enjoy in your vocabulary. If you define yourself as an energetic, explosive, dramatic person, if there is something wrong, it could be the intensity, if there are objections to this detail.
Big Brother AND Big Brotherbut also Jorge’s diary. If Jurado was the “hard stone of Chipiona” according to Lola Flores, Vázquez is the marble of Badalona. Start the program with a tour of the houseCome on, show off the house you’ve always had and, as you show off the rooms, flirt with the Super, with the camera and even with the furniture wherever you go. Here the tropical room, here the gym open 24 hours a day with the heat it releases, and here the kitchen with a you and an me.
And he immediately begins to do what he does best, listening to the other, letting him exploit his minutes of fame – “All of Spain awaits you, Noa”, he says to one of the contestants – and then asking him a question that makes him feel at home. Let’s go with another nice example.
Two friends from Jerez enter, Rocío and Desiré. They are immediately separated and a drama that borders on catastrophe begins. They begin to cry the kind of cry that turns into a scream, as if they were Siamese twins whose separation means death. “Don’t cry, the paint will go away,” she shouts to each other, as if she were angry instead of sad. It’s hypnotic, experience Jerez de la Frontera in its entirety.
The presenter gets into the car with Rocío, the one left outside, who grabs his hand with her kilometer-long nails as if they were now Siamese twins, and tells him about her dramas and her life while he puts on that face he has worked on for decades which seems to be nothing and concerns everything. He invites her to say hello to her friend from the set.
“Desi, how are you?” he says. “Shitty,” Desiré replies. “Eat something, aunt, you have to cheer up, make yourself some macaroni or something, drink some water”, Rocío orders her or maybe it’s the tone with which these two ladies address themselves. The story ends with a happy ending or so it seems, because the two finally participate in the competition, albeit in different rooms. Lots of tears and lots of mascara spread for this.
Let’s go now with a nice collection of those who will end up joining these women from the province of Cadiz. There is a soldier who says phrases like “where I put my eye, I put my bullet”. Damn Diego. He has plucked eyebrows and says he dances bachata. He shows us by trying with the brush and enters the house with a t-shirt full of drawings of teddy bears.
His brother Marcos—“I’m a Scorpio and a self-employed worker”—is also dying to enter the Tres Cantos house but they don’t talk to each other, so after some scolding and passive-aggressive comments, Diego stays in the house and Marcos, a Scorpio, self-employed and also with plucked eyebrows like his brother, decides to stay as a collaborator of the program. You couldn’t have known.
We have a creature called Aquilino, who claims that Beyoncé winked at him from the stage, who is a lover of rhinestones and claims to want to be “the Venus of GH”. He prefers to be called ‘Quili’. There is Aroa, “the Edith Piaf of Malaga”, who became a mother at 15 and claims to have 35,000 personalities; someone who is an entrepreneur, a role model sinuous and she says about herself that it speaks volumes. Another boy who wants to come in to be “the first Tabby of GHAnother who says she feels identified with Angelina Jolie “because she is a woman with a lot of presence”. “I work a lot on self-love,” she adds. Almudena, from Tomelloso, says it is very fair and therefore, if you do it, you will repay it. She says really nice things, so she usually gets along better with boys because “they’re more noble.” Her boyfriend left her when he found out she was taking part in the competition, so we guess she’s less than noble. And so on. Countless people who say they are “the guest”, “limited edition” and demanding of themselves and others.
Thank you, Tres Cantos. For leaving these intense people out of circulation for a while. It’s not information, it’s opinion.
