Mrs. Brantner, Corporal Kohler a. D. report to the spot! And not only obediently, but also happily! Finally our homeland calls us again; we no longer dare to hope for it after decades of silence.
We consider it a special honor to be asked by the leader of the Green Party to volunteer for the Volkssturm. Back then, when even well-dressed military soldiers were insulted as murderers by long-haired peace activists, we could never have imagined in our wildest dreams that this would happen in our lifetime.
Now the Green Party would rather die than the Red Party
Given the hostility of the time, we cannot entirely hide a certain satisfaction that you and your friends have switched to our side of the barricades and now seem to prefer death to red when the Russians come. But Putin will have to think twice about this, because now even the Green Party wants to call for everything that doesn’t need to be brought to the front line in an ambulance.
Since there are still some old-fashioned pacifist elements hanging around in your dirty left-green crowd, of course we understand that you want to put us in the goulash or green kernel cannon first. But a battalion of bulls in the kitchen is not enough to spoil Putin’s soup.
We’d love to hear you’ve taken up the suggestions made in this column to also employ advanced semester students as drone pilots. Anyone who can control an electric wheelchair or stair lift can also control a drone. Rushing into the Russian tank with it, as Rudel did with his Stuka, certainly set the ripe cycle in motion again.
Berthold Kohler:
“Fraktur – The politics of madness”
The new anthology with “fracture” is not just about Donald Trump.
We can already see grandparents competing on screens in darkened gymnasiums in nursing homes to see which of them is the greatest flying ace. The bingo is out, the bombing is on! If your dream of becoming a sky knight was shattered during your professional life, now it can come true.
Franz Josef Strauss also only flew to Moscow when he was an adult, which he had never accomplished on foot as a young soldier. Oh, if only we had politicians who could threaten to throw something at Putin himself! You think we have one? That’s right, the Chancellor even has a permit to fly blind. And he also likes to drop the occasional bomb. But because of the danger of subsequent explosions for him, he was not allowed to fly low over the jungle as he did in Brazil.
Söder didn’t want to stab Merz in the back
Since the elderly can no longer see and hear well, of course special precautions must be taken against “friendly fire” from their own group. We feel confident that Söder admitted to Junge Union that he “certainly would not stab Merz and Spahn in the back.” But why did he expressly ask for their understanding? This shows that Merz must continue to expect war on two fronts.
So the picture of the enemy, Ms. Brantner, it’s not as clear as you think. By the way, were you distantly related to Sergeant Brandtner, who at that time also occasionally asked us to volunteer? Often it’s about kitchen duties. This is very important for the effectiveness of the army’s war. The soldiers said that there was no battle without food, and no movement without food. You really have to make sure that this is true, Ms. Brantner. Likewise with booms for boomer bombers which are suitable for seniors.
