Heis the match of all dangers, of all fears, of all future disasters. A battle between ancient times and modern times, the son of Saint-Denis against the grandfather of Essonne. Bardella-Melenchon. Tremble, young man!
In the second round of the 2027 presidential election, things will change. Is this impending little nightmare causing panic? However, political bookmakers no longer respond to this. Bardella-Melenchon. Brrr… A duel almost occurred during the last legislative elections when the two men saw themselves storming the Matignon hotel.
Currently, the “fight” is still in the minds of the staff of both camps. In LFI and RN, we work in the field, we observe the lives of these two friends, we look for flaws, weaknesses, little family secrets. Therefore we are preparing a worthy fight for this MMA championship. At least, everyone says, this isn’t a Macronist, tech parade of boring, stupid politicians. There, he will attack, he will draw, he will spar with swords. And that’s great for the audience.
Let’s imagine the worst. Let this nightmare happen. Who can emerge victorious from this duel? Bardella the boy and his daughter-in-law’s perfect face? The always impeccably dressed, electoral war machine, TikTok prince, ultra-Brite candidate will finally stage the National Rally of the Le Pen dynasty, which has been well integrated by many executives of the Marine Le Pen movement. Has the curse of the party born from a name too heavy to bear disappeared?
Or Mélenchon, an angry former Trotskyist with Stalinist tendencies, a freemason, a secularist turned apostle of Islamo-leftism? Bardella junior, he was sure, would not succeed in the fatal second round of debate. He would uproot it, destroy it, spray it with atoms, reveal its incompetence. The boy, they told LFI, was not boxing on the same court as him. Meluche has rhinoceros skin, the armor of veterans returning from all wars.
Who would you vote for if a Bardella-Mélenchon runoff happened?
For now, the kid is beating him in all the polls? But who knows, the political situation in 2027 could change. Jean-Luc le Madré could, with a roll of the dice, turn the tide and win to the finish line. In 2027, he will be 76 years old. Does he no longer have the breath of a sprinter? Of course, but he remains a formidable stand.
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His friends watched with glee the tectonic movements that began to shake the Lepenist party. Marine Le Pen’s legal situation, which has pushed her further out of the running in 2027, is causing chaos and clan infighting that, albeit quietly, could weaken her successor. Foolish and foolish, replied the RN executives, who were convinced that a populist wave in their favor would sweep away everything in its path. Mélenchon, like the others, will be swallowed up by the Bardella tsunami, which at that time will also rally the support of many LR voters.
READ ALSO LFI-RN, great rapprochementAnd pollsters are already thinking about the fateful question: who would you vote for if this deadly duel occurred? Answer: Ideally the French people vote with their feet. So, what’s the point of an election if the winner just abstains? Denial of democracy? Come on, wake up, this apocalyptic battle is not over yet.
