Prodi wants to stop Elly Schlein – Il Tempo

There’s no self-respecting dream that hasn’t gone through Spielberg’s Jurassic Park. This is why one can’t help but imagine Elly Schlein, a little girl or in this case a young woman who now dreams of becoming Meloni’s antagonist, challenging the past, the great monsters in her world. We don’t mean cold-blooded reptiles, but the never-extinct ruling Democratic Party, which has suddenly reappeared.

That is why, trusting Bettini in charge, who is very reminiscent of John Hammond with his stick and size, he rediscovers the charm of the creatures who saw the “light” again with the birth of the Nazarene. After all, this is the only way to prepare to face today’s challenges, to face “contism”, for the sake of a humanity that was once “hard and pure” and is now ready to do whatever it takes to regain its standing. To defeat it, he must find himself in prehistoric plants.

The king, the bloodiest, in his democratic world is clearly a tyrannosaurus, the father of all carnivores or rather all “reformers” who tear you apart at the right moment. Romano Prodi, when you feel like the master of your world, destroy your plans and swallow everything that is good. The latest issue of Corriere della Sera contains thousands of words. “Enough with Mamdani for now”, he cried, “change is needed”. More than just a deadly attack on those who inevitably have to flee into the jungle of the stream. But here, there is a more deadly danger.

Just imagine a velociraptor, an animal that knows best how to move in the shadows and attack you when you least expect it. Let’s talk about Dario Franceschini, the only real politician who when you think you have control over the situation, that you are safe, will attack you and punish you quickly and painfully. He would never stop hunting, said those who knew the Nazarene. Hell, whoever didn’t propose it for the Quirinale. It was the only place where he could control such a creature.

But a worse threat looms in the prehistoric jungle. There’s something worse. Just imagine the mosasaur D’Alema, a distant sea animal, East or South America, which once returns to its beloved palace, see Montecitorio, ready to swallow anything. Little did Elly know that taking him back to Rome would mean endangering his existence. In its ancient waters, from the cold Soviet Union to the warm waters of Xi’s China, few have managed to enter. When everything seems quiet, after months of sleep or hibernation, he reappears and restores everything, a talent recognized by history.

The only certainty in Jurassic Pd for Elly who can only admire him eating his peaceful grass is Pierluigi Bersani, a classic brontosaurus who only needs a full stomach and gives you strength, encouraging and supporting you in the most difficult moments or campaigns, as has been the case up to now. It’s not as angular as the stegosaurus, Zanda is today, nice up to a point and then deadly with its spiked tail when it senses danger. That world, once a paradise for the Olive Tree, always reveals pitfalls that resurface in the first controversy. The dinosaurs of the Democratic Party, unlike the dinosaurs of the Cretaceous Period, never went extinct. All it takes is a regional disaster and you find yourself in front of Bindi on duty lecturing you, telling you that everything is wrong. This is why the innocent Schlein, in every habitat, must pay attention to the species he finds.

You never know if your unexpected Orlando Furioso will land from the sky. It slides over you and attacks you where you feel weak. Not even Bettini, who thought he could foresee everything, or the founder of that world, Veltroni, had thought to devise such a heterogeneous and deadly nature. The kind Letta, who visited the Nazarene garden, knew the terror well and was careful not to return, although she dreamed of it every night from the Paris university. It seems that even the screams of his favorite giant, the armored “sauro-Gentiloni”, capable of surviving everything, any threat, were not enough to bring him back to Jurassic Pd, a world that we will probably tell you about for a very long time.